Four things that have happened to me today that I think are ironic:
4. Removed over 166 bolts from an upright piano, found out that I could have unscrewed two bolts and skipped all that work.
3. Bought a CD. Found out it only has the 2 minutes of each song. Called "100 of the world's best loved songs". Name revision: half of 100 of the best songs we could fit on to 3 discs."
2. Toaster has two settings: toasted, and white. Why would I need to set it to white if I want toast?
1. Write a fan online. They respond with "who r u?"? I remind them that I'm responding to the fan note they left us.
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